Read in english, future

"Umm, that chop suey was delicious!
Yes, but here comes my favorite part: the fortune cookies!Mine says,,"you qill hCW qonswedul sY". tHAT'S GOOD!oPEN YOURS, kATE. iT SAYS HERE, "you will have a good surprise today". Great!Let me open mine, too. Ow, it's not so good. It says, "You will have to study a lot this year".Let me read mine. It says, "Yo will find some money on the street".Cool!.
Listen to mine, "Your team will win the finals". How about yours, Monica? What does it say?
It says, "You will have twins".
Again?Oh, no!